whats+next?

AND NEXT NUMBER 1

I woke up. and next..... I was kicked out onto the hard soil. and next.... I left the woods and then a black car came and offered me a job. and next..... I accepted and i was taken to a bakery. and next..... I made heaps of cream buns and baked lots. and next..... I sold all my baking and got really rich and lived happerly ever after. The End.

AND NEXT NUMBER 2

I was buckeled in. and then..... I was on the moon. and then.... The dwarfs shouted at me. and then..... I turned my navagatior on. and then.... I flew back to earth. and then..... I quit my job. and then.... I got killed. and then..... I played poker with god. the end.